October 1, 2012

I'm not lazy. I'm efficient.

I may or may not have reached an all time low. 

My roommate walked in on me just stuffing my face with a bell pepper and a cucumber at the same time.... whole.... yup. Not cut up or anything. I looked like a freakin' psycho. BUT in my defense I was just really frustrated with the fact that I had to cut everything up for a salad and then take the time to chew, so logically the easiest thing to do was shove everything in my mouth as fast and efficiently as I could so I could just get eating over with. 

Okay... so I might be having a rough go at life lately. Things get better right? 

P.S. I would share pictures, because of course that hooker took some, but I have deemed them unsuitable for viewing. EVER. Like never ever ever. 

September 12, 2012

Back by unpopular demand.

My poor little unnoticed blog has been neglected.
I think it's time to start writing again.
Maybe someday I'll write something on here that will help somebody who happens to stumble across it.

So are you ready to hear about my over dramatic and semi-ridiculous life?

Pull up a nice comfy bean bag, because we all know that anyone who has a soul loves bean bags, pop some popcorn and grab a jar of pickles ( don't question the pickles, dangit. They're freaking delicious with popcorn) and we'll get started.

I've been trying to finish hair school for over a year now. I know, pathetic. I mean it's mother freakin' hair school. We'll get into why it's been so hard for me in a later post.

I have a man friend. I think that's what you'd call him. We aren't together. Just best friends... that occasionally kiss and whatnot. That's completely normal........right? Whatever. Don't judge me.

I live in a house with three other girls. Two of which are elusive creatures that I know nothing about and have never talked to. Am I the only that thinks that's not normal? Anyway, I'm just hoping that they aren't murderers or lesbian rapists. We all know that's something to worry about these days.

So there's a cheat sheet version of my life right now. Blessed? I'd say so.